Doctors Visit

an 80 year old man goes to the doctors ,the receptionist asks

whats wrong ,the man says i've got something wrong with my

penis,as the waiting room was full the receptionist says,saying

that could embarass other patient ,you should have said you

had something wrong with your ear ,the old man said ok and

left,an hour later the old man returns and says i'd like to see

the doctor ,the receptionist again asks whats wrong ,with a

big smile on his face replies i've got something wrong with my

ear...................i cant pi-s out of it,