Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.

After buying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word."

Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word "comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, "comfortable?'" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it slow. - - - -

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OK very funny but why do people always make blonde jokes when brunettes can be just as stupid?

Speaking from my blonde point of view that is....

Edited March 6, 200818 yr by Momo8

OK very funny but why do people always make blonde jokes when brunettes can be just as stupid?

Speaking from my blonde point of view that is....

'Blonde' is just a stereotype. Neither blonde nor brunette are any more stupid than the Irish or the jews!

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others. Don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are some examples:

A car hit an elderly Jewish man.

The paramedic says, 'Are you comfortable?'

The man says, 'I make a good living.'

You may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days, viz., Shecky Green, Red Buttons, Totie Fields, Milton Berle, Henny Youngman, and others. Don't you miss their humor? Not one single swear word in their comedy. Here are some examples:

A car hit an elderly Jewish man.

The paramedic says, 'Are you comfortable?'

The man says, 'I make a good living.'

No,no this is an Irish joke.

A car hits an elderly Irish gent.

The paramedic asks 'Are you comfortable?'

The man says, 'No,I'm Paddy'.

A jewish gent gets hit by a car. An onlooker who knew him well, sees him seemingly bless himself catholic style. Amazed he says to the Jewish chap, 'I sa you bless yourself, I thought you were Jewish!' The Jewish chap answers, 'No, I was going, specticals, testicles, wallet and watch!'

You have to visualise this joke!