steve w Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 a very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into Tesco with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Tesco, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl: "Of course they bloody aren't! the older is nine and the younger is seven. Why the hel_l would you think they're twins?..... Do you really think they look alike, you ********?" "Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would shag you twice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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