As the US top dog Donald Trump touches down in the Turkish capital of Ankara for the NATO Leaders Summit - along with around 1,400 of his minions - a very strange tradition is raising its head once again.

Everything that the charismatic 80-year-old relieves his body of will not touch foreign soil. 

Instead, it'll be collected in his personal toilet system, watched hawk-like by accompanying members of the Secret Service with pegs on their nose.

But what in God's name is this all about?

https://www.ladbible.com/news/us-news/donald-trump-turkey-visit-poo-511314-20260707

6 minutes ago, 3NUMBAS said:

But what in God's name is this all about?

It's the same procedure Putin's minions follow; concerned someone might run tests and diagnose whatever illnesses they have.

https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/vladimir-putin-bodyguards-poop-suitcase-alaska-summit-13925735.html

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Edited July 8Jul 8 by Stocky

6 minutes ago, Stocky said:

It's the same procedure Putin's minions follow; concerned someone might run tests and diagnose whatever illnesses they have.

https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/vladimir-putin-bodyguards-poop-suitcase-alaska-summit-13925735.html

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Everyone but blind Freddy knows Trump isn't as healthy as he claims. Didn't know though that dementia and other mental illnesses could be diagnosed from his faeces.

20 minutes ago, 3NUMBAS said:

But what in God's name is this all about?

Its very common for all important leaders .

Adversaries could do checks on the brown gold to see whether Trump was suffering from any ailments or diseases .

also gross when he has bad flatulence- the passing of intestinal gas when standing next to other world leaders

3 minutes ago, advancebooking said:

also gross when he has bad flatulence- the passing of intestinal gas when standing next to other world leaders

Do you hold your farts in ?

Do your farts smell quite pleasant ?

I do hope they label it correctly, it would be too easy to confuse the product for the source of the product.

Standard practice for all leaders when abroad. The host country can analyse the faeces to determine which medications and their metabolites are present to determine any medical conditions the leader has.

6 hours ago, 3NUMBAS said:

along with around 1,400 of his minions

Standard for every POTUS. FYI the name is 'delegation'.

15 minutes ago, nexus7 said:

Standard practice for all leaders when abroad. The host country can analyse the faeces to determine which medications and their metabolites are present to determine any medical conditions the leader has.

A waste-collection system used for every POTUS, including the lefty icon Obama… but it only becomes a problem when Trump does it, of course.

So what's he hiding in his presidential caca?

Too bad he can't hide the sheit that comes out of his pie hole and "truth" posts.

Some poor soul is in charge of handling his backside stuff. Or perhaps a committee. Hopefully not Marco Rubio although with his typical facial expressions while in presence of the big guy, I 'm not so sure.

I wonder how you put you put such a role on your resume?

Proactively handled, secured, and transported executive excreuons.

Recognized for leadership in cutting edge odor control technology.

How would you put it? Have some fun.

Edited July 8Jul 8 by Jingthing

43 minutes ago, nexus7 said:

Standard practice for all leaders when abroad. The host country can analyse the faeces to determine which medications and their metabolites are present to determine any medical conditions the leader has.

I wish Thailand offered this free service to Farangs instead of paying high prices at bumbumgrad

14 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

So what's he hiding in his presidential caca?

Too bad he can't hide the sheit that comes out of his pie hole and "truth" posts.

Some poor soul is in charge of handling his backside stuff. Or perhaps a committee. Hopefully not Marco Rubio although with his typical facial expressions while in presence of the big guy, I 'm not so sure.

I wonder how you put you put such a role on your resume?

Proactively handled, secured, and transported executive excreuons.

Recognized for leadership in cutting edge odor control technology.

How would you put it? Have some fun.

The real question is: why did this standard practice not bother you prior to 2017?

he saves it for his critics to eat

7 hours ago, CallumWK said:

Everyone but blind Freddy knows Trump isn't as healthy as he claims. Didn't know though that dementia and other mental illnesses could be diagnosed from his faeces.

But what else is he hiding???

7 hours ago, advancebooking said:

also gross when he has bad flatulence- the passing of intestinal gas when standing next to other world leaders

This is a rather interesting observation , once while riding the Skytrain waiting to get off at OnNut an unfortunate slippage of fecal matter came out during a routine fart and a bit of it ran down the side of my leg.

The worst part was either the wait or that it was my favorite pair of jocks that I'd soon need to throw away

They don't want to world to know what drugs they are on maybe ...

2 hours ago, PhilipHabib said:

This is a rather interesting observation , once while riding the Skytrain waiting to get off at OnNut an unfortunate slippage of fecal matter came out during a routine fart and a bit of it ran down the side of my leg.

The worst part was either the wait or that it was my favorite pair of jocks that I'd soon need to throw away

I've filed this under 'Too much information'.

Are we getting tired of WINNING* yet?

*so much poo 🤣

11 hours ago, 3NUMBAS said:

Everything that the charismatic 80-year-old relieves his body of will not touch foreign soil. 

Trump’s use of diapers helps agents achieve this gruesome task without too much effort.

As all the best TV agents say:

‘It’s evidence - Bag it and tag it!’

3 hours ago, PhilipHabib said:

This is a rather interesting observation , once while riding the Skytrain waiting to get off at OnNut an unfortunate slippage of fecal matter came out during a routine fart and a bit of it ran down the side of my leg.

The worst part was either the wait or that it was my favorite pair of jocks that I'd soon need to throw away

You don't have a maid to take care of your personal laundry?

4 hours ago, rattlesnake said:

The real question is: why did this standard practice not bother you prior to 2017?

Because it doesn't first the narrative ?

3 hours ago, PhilipHabib said:

This is a rather interesting observation , once while riding the Skytrain waiting to get off at OnNut an unfortunate slippage of fecal matter came out during a routine fart and a bit of it ran down the side of my leg.

The worst part was either the wait or that it was my favorite pair of jocks that I'd soon need to throw away

You shart yourself hahahah....but who hasn't.

31 minutes ago, Chomper Higgot said:

Trump’s use of diapers helps agents achieve this gruesome task without too much effort.

As all the best TV agents say:

‘It’s evidence - Bag it and tag it!’

got it. you are obsessed with trumps faeces.

11 hours ago, Stocky said:

It's the same procedure Putin's minions follow; concerned someone might run tests and diagnose whatever illnesses they have.

https://www.firstpost.com/explainers/vladimir-putin-bodyguards-poop-suitcase-alaska-summit-13925735.html

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Does it show insanity or only trumpism.

31 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

got it. you are obsessed with trumps faeces.

The OP in thread you are posting under suggested somebody in the Federal Government is.

In the hermit kingdom of Bhutan, a hundred years ago, the bed pan of the monarch was taken away each morning, the contents dried in the sun, and it was then carried down to the central market, where commoners and subjects could purchase the "powder", where they would sprinkle it on to their food.

That^ is the kind of worship I think Trump would relish.

I also think Trump has missed a grifting opportunity, as I have absolutely no doubt he could market his own sun-dried feces, and the MAGA cult would suck it up faster than his sneakers, Bible, watches, meme coins, phone, threads from his Georgia booking suit, NFTs, etc.

I thought it was common knowledge that POTUS and others did this.
Sure, it seemed weird when we first heard of Kim and then Putin doing it waaay back when. But when it came to light that some other heads of state did this, and for the actual reason, it faded away.
Admittedly, regardless of which leader it is, imagine having that on your curriculum vitae. Or on a business card.

Edited July 9Jul 9 by The Oracle

Maybe it's the job of the human printer to handle Trumps waste , I think she

would be proud to handle it , that's what happens when you are in a cult...

regards worgeordie

Wonder if anyone has ever used it as a pick line ?

“ Hey, i’m Tom, i handle the President’s poop “

“ For fun or does he make you ? “