March 24, 200818 yr For our continued word enjoyment, I offer this thread for words that have a double meaning...one for the school kids and one for the Bedlam crew. I'll start. Amiss (Adverb) In the wrong way; improperly; incorrect. (Webster's) Amiss (Adjective) Anyone in tight pants and a halter top with a deep voice (or soft falsetto) in Nana Plaza after 2:00 a.m. (Farang Prince) Edited March 24, 200818 yr by farang prince
March 25, 200818 yr Author No takers yet? Okay I'll keep it going.... Abut (verb) To touch, as portions of land that lie next to each other; as a farm abutting on the river. (Webster's) Abut (adjective) All too often two axe handles wide on many middle-aged western women. (Farang Prince) Edited March 25, 200818 yr by farang prince
March 25, 200818 yr Mods.......................A gang of young louts who will kick your head in if you have long hair and look at them the wrong way ( General English usage ) Mods on TV............A gang of..............................Loveable rogues who Morris Dance and make daisy chains. OK I'll get my coat...................
March 25, 200818 yr A woman walks into a pub and asks the bartender for double entendre, so he gave her one.
March 25, 200818 yr Author To give all middle-aged Farang women equal time: Undercarriage (Noun) The supporting framework, as of an automobile or aircraft (Webster's). Undercarriage (Noun) The oversized bellies on most middle-aged Farang men (Ms. Farang Prince)
March 25, 200818 yr 4 meanings to this one:- Shag 1 = rough growth or mass of hair 2 = course tobacco 3 = crested cormorant 4 = a bit of 'oooh er mrs'
March 25, 200818 yr A woman walks into a pub and asks the bartender for double entendre, so he gave her one. This joke is a true classic! I love it!
March 25, 200818 yr A woman walks into a pub and asks the bartender for double entendre, so he gave her one. This joke is a true classic! I love it! It is a classic, for me it is the pinnacle of double meanings (to use the English) and I could only think of one person while I was typing every single letter .... begins with a K
March 25, 200818 yr Author Asset (Noun) Anything of value that is owned by or belongs to a person or to a business or other organization. (Webster's) Asset (Noun) The assets that belong to a big-breasted woman ("Dolly Partin sure has a set.") (Farang Prince) Edited March 25, 200818 yr by farang prince
March 26, 200818 yr Author Benny Hill So Ping, is your reference to Benny Hill that he cavorted in both men's and women's garb on his show? Or is there another hidden meaning?
March 26, 200818 yr ^Half his jokes involved double entendre (the other half were right there in your face). Just thought I should throw him into the mix.
March 26, 200818 yr Author ^Half his jokes involved double entendre (the other half were right there in your face). Just thought I should throw him into the mix. Ah, okay. You are right. He especially liked the double entendre with the ladies. Naughty boy. He was a brilliant comedian. Wish they would rerun some of his old shows.
March 26, 200818 yr ^Half his jokes involved double entendre (the other half were right there in your face). Just thought I should throw him into the mix. Ah, okay. You are right. He especially liked the double entendre with the ladies. Naughty boy. He was a brilliant comedian. Wish they would rerun some of his old shows. Reckon the two Ronnies would be up front with their endings to their shows. Irecall some, forgotten who said this, was watching the game... long ago, but neva forget. Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him." Gotta whole page in my HDD, must go find and drip feed them. Edited March 26, 200818 yr by Zpete
March 26, 200818 yr ^Half his jokes involved double entendre (the other half were right there in your face). Just thought I should throw him into the mix. Ah, okay. You are right. He especially liked the double entendre with the ladies. Naughty boy. He was a brilliant comedian. Wish they would rerun some of his old shows. He'd be considered non-pc in this modern mad world!
March 27, 200818 yr Author Bait (Noun) Anything, especially food, used to attract or tempt fish or other animals so that they can be caught or trapped; to lure, to entice. (Webster's) Bait (Noun) Farang tourists in Thailand in recent months. (Farang Prince)
March 27, 200818 yr Author Bang-up (Adjective)(Slang) First-rate; excellent; as, to have a bang-up time. (Webster's) Bang-up (Adjective) What eventually will happen if you drive in Bangkok for any length of time. (Farang Prince)
March 27, 200818 yr Author Prick.Action performed with a needle. Ummm erhh self explanitory. Good one Soundman. Here is an extention of prick: Appendage (Noun) In biology, an external limb or organ. (Webster's) Appendage (Noun) In Thailand, what you will find on some of the "ladies" that tourists bring back to the hotel after the bars close. (Farang Prince) Edited March 27, 200818 yr by farang prince
March 27, 200818 yr Author Begun (Verb) Past participle of begin. (Webster's) Begun (Verb) What I be carrying in Baghdad when I train Iraqi policemen...and what Farang tourists to Thailand might consider carrying too. (Farang Prince). Hehehehe. I think the heat and mortars drove me nutz. I was so horny the crack of dawn wasn't safe. Edited March 27, 200818 yr by farang prince
March 27, 200818 yr Handsome ( adjective) : having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking. Handsome (Pattaya), colloquially hansum : any male character having a pronounced bulge in his pocket signifying an overstuffed wallet.
March 27, 200818 yr Slaughtered. Verb PT - Usually happens to the opposition when playing the Aussies in most sports. Verb PT - With the help of copius amounts if beer, most expats do this to themselves on a Friday or Saturday evening or both.
March 27, 200818 yr Baffled..............................Feeling when trying to get sense out of most Aussies Baffled.............................Sticking something soild up your exhaust !!!
March 27, 200818 yr Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
March 27, 200818 yr Author Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -"Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew." Classic. Thanks Pete.
March 27, 200818 yr Author Handsome ( adjective) : having an attractive, well-proportioned, and imposing appearance suggestive of health and strength; good-looking.Handsome (Pattaya), colloquially hansum : any male character having a pronounced bulge in his pocket signifying an overstuffed wallet. Ah, then that handsome male becomes the object of the Thai national sport...separating the bulge from the man before the sun comes back up.
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