April 13, 200818 yr Exit poll - an informal poll taken as people leave the voting booth. Exit pole - euthanasia stick.
April 13, 200818 yr Exit poll - an informal poll taken as people leave the voting booth.Exit pole - euthanasia stick. And this is one of the best yet! ps No, I don't believe that it took several attempts at the O level!
April 13, 200818 yr ps No, I don't believe that it took several attempts at the O level! Seriously, I'm not joking, my strength has always been in minutiae, I could never do essays and that is why I constantly failed that exam, I'm pedantic to the extreme and it annoys a hel_l of a lot of people I know, I see patterns in numbers, I see paths in shapes and I see branches in words. I came to know word play much later in life than school, they never taught us that then, it was all nouns, verbs and adjectives, I still couldn't tell you what an adjective is now and if I hear the word 'noun' I can only think of someone with a hair-lip trying to say 'town' Anyway, never mind, way past my bed-time, so I'll just do an easy one. Archaeology - the study of human history and prehistory through the excavation of sites and the analysis of artifacts and other physical remains. Archaeology - the study of church doors.
April 13, 200818 yr Very good! I actually attended a lecture the other night on 'Archaeology and the bible'. The most facinating lecture I have attended in a long time!
April 14, 200818 yr Dive (Verb) To thrust suddenly into something, as with the body or hand. (Webster's)Dive (Verb) That's about as close to pornography as Webster's Dictionary gets. Got me excited just reading it. I know...I need to get home soon. (Farang Prince) As I watched, I saw farang prince dive, into a dive of iniquity
April 15, 200818 yr Author Comfit (Noun) A dry sweetmeat; any kind of fruit, root, or seed preserved with sugar and then dried. (Webster's) Comfit (Noun) At long last, when the missus doesn't complain about the hubby being "too big". (Farang Prince)
April 15, 200818 yr frig, a temporary modification to something to make it operate in a manner not as originally designed. Commonly used in sailing...... Frigging in the rigging, when a sheet breaks, sheet being a rope, use something else in emergency. Crude people use it to mean...... ......have sexual intercourse with ...... perform an act of masturbation on. Edited April 15, 200818 yr by Zpete
April 15, 200818 yr Author frig, a temporary modification to something to make it operate in a manner not as originally designed. Commonly used in sailing...... Frigging in the rigging, when a sheet breaks, sheet being a rope, use something else in emergency. Crude people use it to mean...... ......have sexual intercourse with ...... perform an act of masturbation on. I can see where frigging is a good word to use for masturbation then...frigging the rigging. Better than "jacking off."
April 16, 200818 yr Author Also better than 'Yank my plank!' Also better than "Beat my meat." Although "Spank my monkey" is still high on the list. Edited April 16, 200818 yr by farang prince
April 16, 200818 yr traveling noun 1. extended tourist trip: the activity of visiting a number of places or countries as a tourist for an extended period of time, especially as a student or young person to go travelling for six months and Visa Runners 2. basketball rule violation: in basketball, a violation of the rules that occurs when the player with his balls takes too many steps without dribbling Encarta® 2008. © 1893-2008 "farang prince" All rights reserved.
April 16, 200818 yr Author traveling noun 1. extended tourist trip: the activity of visiting a number of places or countries as a tourist for an extended period of time, especially as a student or young person to go travelling for six months and Visa Runners 2. basketball rule violation: in basketball, a violation of the rules that occurs when the player with his balls takes too many steps without dribbling Encarta® 2008. © 1893-2008 "farang prince" All rights reserved. Well done Kan. I dribble a lot as I get older.
April 16, 200818 yr Accolade - an award or privilege granted as a special honor or as an acknowledgment of merit Accolade - a refreshing drink made from acco's.
April 16, 200818 yr Author Commingle (Verb) To mix; to mingle; as to commingle two liquids. (Webster's) Commingle (Verb) Simultaneous orgasm (happens as often as winning the lottery). (Farang Prince)
April 17, 200818 yr Author The cops were arresting a guy for having "GRASS".Summun had GRASSed on him. Good one Pete. In the USA: Rat (Noun) 1) A scaly-tailed, gnawing rodent with brown, black, white, or gray fur, distinguished from the mouse chiefly by its large size and by differences in the teeth. 2) A person who deserts a cause or betrays his fellows. (Webster's) Rat (Noun) A Crime Stopper. (Farang Prince) Rat (Noun) A model citizen. (American Police) Edited April 17, 200818 yr by farang prince
April 18, 200818 yr Author Commune (Verb) To talk together intimately. (Webster's) Commune (Verb) Cyber sex. (Farang Prince)
April 18, 200818 yr Tosser..........Someone who takes part in the Highland Games. Tosser...................er, well same <deleted> really.
April 18, 200818 yr Author Tosser..........Someone who takes part in the Highland Games.Tosser...................er, well same <deleted> really. Tosser...the same <deleted> who can't handle Thai food.
April 18, 200818 yr Author In honor of the Pope's visit to the United States (and with a liberal amount of twinkle in my Catholic eyes): Catholic: (Noun) 1) A member of a Christian church tracing its history back to the apostles. 2) General in scope; universal; including or affecting all men. (Webster's) Catholic: (Noun) A church where the flock is faithful and the alterboys are nervous. (Farang Prince)
April 18, 200818 yr Author The altarboys altered the altar cloth Thanks Pete...I wouldn't alter that sentence for all the tea in China.
April 18, 200818 yr Would katoeys qualify as ALTERboys? Good one Phil. I would have loved katoeys as alter boys - now that would have made me go to mass!
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