A general store owner hires a young female clerk who wears short skirts.

One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk in her short skirt and notices raisin bread on a tall top shelf.

"I’d like some raisin bread, please," the young man says politely.

The girl gets the ladder and climbs up to get the raisin bread. The young man is standing directly under her and is getting quite a show. As she retrves the bread, a small group of male customers has gathered where the young man stands so that they might get a peek also.

Soon, one by one they are asking for the raisin bread. On the fifth trip up the ladder, she is getting very tired and upset.

She looks down from the top of the ladder and notices the elderly man standing with the others, who has yet to say what he wants.

She looks at him and asks,"Is yours raisin too?"

"No," croaks the feeble old man, "But it’s starting to twitch a little. '

A Good groaner!