The Witch

[gavin hawaii]

Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to

Have a last night on the town. After a few drinks, they end up at

The local brothel.

The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to

Her Manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on

Them. They won't know the difference." the manager does as he is

Told And the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.

As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my

Girl was dead "Dead?" says his friend, "why would you say that?"

"well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving

Her." His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."

A witch, why the hel_l would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I

Gave Her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."