April 12, 200818 yr Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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