Pig Shaggin

[Totster]

Husband returns home with a duck under his arm and declares...

"This is the pig I've been shaggin.."

Wife says...

"that's a duck..!"

Husband replies...

"I was talking to the duck...!"

totster

[RDN]

Husband returns home with a duck under his arm and declares...

"This is the pig I've been shaggin.."

Wife says...

"that's a duck..!"

Husband replies...

"I was talking to the duck...!"   

totster 

Penguin falling through the ice! Brilliant avatar! Joke's not bad either

[Thetyim]

Penguin falling through the ice! Brilliant avatar! Joke's not bad either

Watch it again.

The other Penguin pushes him. Brilliant.

[RDN]

    Penguin falling through the ice! Brilliant avatar! Joke's not bad either 

Watch it again.

The other Penguin pushes him. Brilliant.

Yes, I noticed that after I'd posted, and that makes it even funnier. It's also funny how the moving one seems so fed-up walking - slouching from side to side as if he can't really be bothered to make the effort to catch up.

I think it might actually be "doctored". If you look at the way the stationary penguin gives the moving one a good slap on the back of the head, it just seems too "human" - almost like a "clip round the ear". And he doesn't move his head when he smacks the other one, as if he knows he's coming! Bl00dy hilarious. More like that please Totster!