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A guy goes into a costume shop.

He says, "I'm going to a costume party, and I want to go as Adam."

The girl brings out a fig leaf.

But he says, "Not big enough!"

So she brings out a bigger one.

"Still not big enough!"

So he brings out a HUGE fig leaf.

"Still not big enough!" he proudly tells her.*

So she says, "Listen, Ace, why don't you just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump?"

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