Vaseline

[WillyL]

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex."

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."

[suegha]

A good run of jokes Willy!

[PeaceBlondie]

Two ignorant virgins married and did not know the difference between Vaseline and putty. All the windows of their new house fell out.

[suegha]

Two ignorant virgins married and did not know the difference between Vaseline and putty. All the windows of their new house fell out.

Are they still together?

[PeaceBlondie]

Two ignorant virgins married and did not know the difference between Vaseline and putty. All the windows of their new house fell out.

Are they still together?

I doubt it. That was one of the first dirty jokes I heard, around year 1954, and I did not understand it.

[steveromagnino]

Two ignorant virgins married and did not know the difference between Vaseline and putty. All the windows of their new house fell out.

Are they still together?

I doubt it. That was one of the first dirty jokes I heard, around year 1954, and I did not understand it.

maybe for you it should have been:

2 accountants got married and did not know the difference between FIFO and LIFO>

That will be $20 for services rendered.

That is an accounting joke that i also did not understand, mind you the year was 1994 ;-)