Children were called upon in a classroom to make sentences with words chosen by the teacher. The teacher smiled when Jack raised his hand to participate. She gave him the words 'defeat,' 'deduct,' 'defense,' and 'detail.' Jack stood seriously for a while with all eyes focused on him awaiting his reply:

''Defeat of deduct went over defense before detail!''

Tacher then picks on little Tommy.

"Tommy, make a sentance using the word 'centimetre'"

"My Aunt came from Bangkok and my Dad was sent-to-meet-her (centimetre)'"

...

"Jonny,what did you do over Songkran?"

"Me and my mates found a Soi Dog and stuffed a banger up his arse..."

"Rectum, Jonny, rectum"

"Rectum (wrecked-him) miss, it bloody blew him to bits"

Edited April 19, 200818 yr by wolf5370