Food Laughs & Humor

[AltumAngel]

From Harper's Magazine:

Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Found on the seal of a bag of bagels:

NEW

IMPROVED

Made the old

fashioned way

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sign in a restaurant:

"We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Heard on a radio station.

What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?

"He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?

A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!