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A woman calls the police to report her husband is missing.

The police arrive and ask for a description.

She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him.

The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the woman next door tells the

police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face."

The neighbor then goes and asks the woman why she gave the police such a false report.

She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

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