White Fella Medicine

A black man goes to a doctor with a problem - he can't stop jogging!

'Hey white doctor" says the blackman "what ya think is

makin' me run all over the place.

To puckin' hot for dat shit"

The doctor says "got me beat but hey I might have a cure"

To cure the man, the doctor puts two lines of white

powder on his desk and tells him to snort them.

The black man does what the doctor says and

mmediately after, he stops dead still.

'Puck me drunk. Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.

'No' the doctor replies. 'It's f******g Omo -

guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.'

Ouch!!