The Ny Lawyer And The Alabama Cop.

A New York lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Alabama cop .

He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a New York lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any good ol' boy, southern cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Alabama cop's expense!!

Alabama cop says," License and registration, please."

New York Lawyer says, "What for?"

Alabama cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

New York Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

Alabama cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."

New York Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Alabama cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

New York Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you

give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Alabama cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The New York Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Alabama cop takes out his baton and starts beating the shit out of the lawyer and says,

"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"