Net And The Wife

[WillyL]

So here I sit, in all my glory

Lend me an ear and I'll tell you a story.

I once had a wife - she was such a dear;

Then, came the Net and it all disappeared!

Now, there she sits, for hours on end;

"Don't care where I'm going - don't care where I've been."

Could be three or it could be nine;

She really doesn't care, long as she's online.

She gets out of work and rushes home.

She comes in, yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"

Where is my hug? Where is my kiss?

But, she's at the computer. That's all she missed!

Talking to cyberfriends, checking the mail--

I might as well be in a cyberjail!

My stomach's growling. It's so unfair;

No clean dishes and no clean underwear!

Drink me a Coke, stare at the walls;

I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls.

Laughing and typing, what a sight I get to see.

Can you believe she's there, when she could be with ME!