Post Office Interview

[AltumAngel]

A guy goes into the Post Office to interview for a

job.

The interviewer asks him "Are you a veteran?"

The guy says "Why yes, in fact I served two tours in

Viet Nam."

"Good," says the interviewer, "That counts in your

favor. Do you have any service related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a

battle an explosion removed my private parts so they

declared me disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to

work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage but I have some good

news for you, I can hire you right now! Our working

hours are 8:00 to 4:00. Come on in about 10:00 and

we'll get you started."

The guy says "If working hours are from 8:00 to 4:00,

why do you want me to come at 10:00?"

"Well, here at the post office we don't do anything

but sit around and scratch our balls for the first two

hours. Don't need you here for that!"