The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.

The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man - it stands up, as soon as I enter the room."

The lady from Japan says, "It is like an army officer - you do not know where he will attack from - front or back."

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium - once the act is performed, it drops down."

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor - it moves from one mouth to another."