The following are items found overseas in which people have made inappropriate use of English words for various products, and bizarre menu items in restaurants.

Menu Items:

Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce - China

Indonesian Nazi Goreng - Hong Kong

Muscles Of Marines/Lobster Thermos - Cairo

Prawn cock and tail - Cairo

Cock in wine/Lioness cutlet - Cairo

French fried ships - Cairo

Garlic Coffee - Europe

Sole Bonne Femme (Fish Landlady style) - Europe

Boiled Frogfish - Europe

Sweat from the trolley - Europe

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream - China

Rainbow Trout, Fillet Streak, Popotoes, Chocolate Mouse - Hong Kong

Roasted duck let loose - Poland

Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion - Poland

Fried freindship - Nepal

Strawberry crap - Japan

Pork with fresh garbage - Vietnam

Toes with butter and jam - Bali

Goose Barnacles - Spain

French Creeps - L.A.

Fried fishermen - Japan

Buttered saucepans and fried hormones - Japan

Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes - Japan

Pepelea's Meat Balls – Romania

Thailand

My fave

Believed Ham was the translation for Jambon Cru - Avignon, France

Friend Children - India

Steamed poo - Thailand