dennis3506 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Since this is an anonymous forum, do you have any deep dark secrets that you've never told anyone? I do. In my early teens I used to steal "March of Dimes" containers at the check-out stands of grocery stores. They were full of coins donated by customers and meant to help fund cures for childhood diseases. Have always felt pretty crummy about that.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dennis3506 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 It was me who shot JFK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruceboy Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Funny thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 It was me who shot JFK. I knew it! I was in Dallas that day and saw you behind the grassy knoll with a scoped 9.1 Mauser rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetchariot Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. My kind of family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Sorry if this will offend people but desperate times call for desperate masseurs .[/size][/font] masseurs? :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. no older sister available to shag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayBoyOnTour Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. My kind of family! And I am starting to wish I was a girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. no older sister available to shag? Sounds like some "Shameless" plot episode. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zaza Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I introduced myself once as a ladyboy to a lady's man to scare him off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cluezo Posted June 7, 2008 Author Share Posted June 7, 2008 And I am starting to wish I was a girl. Maybe you are.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
distortedlink Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 (edited) Since this is an anonymous forum, do you have any deep dark secrets that you've never told anyone? I do. In my early teens I used to steal "March of Dimes" containers at the check-out stands of grocery stores. They were full of coins donated by customers and meant to help fund cures for childhood diseases. Have always felt pretty crummy about that.... Sorry cluezo, been having an affair with your wife for the last 7 months and see that you still have the March of dimes containers. I found them in a big box under your bed. Have you no remorse? Edited June 7, 2008 by distortedlink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artisi Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Top this one. God what a horrible thing it was. OK, I was raised a Catholic and attended a very strict Catholic school in Sacramento, California. I will name the school: Saint Ignatius - it still exists. In the old days, the nuns and priests were, to put it midly, "firm." I, on the other hand hand was, well ... "unruly", for lack of a better word. Thus, I bacame a punching bag (with my parents' blessings!!!) The nuns & priests slapped me around with glee. Oh, I exacted revenge by coming at night and setting off the fire alarms, breaking a few windows, stuff like that. But it wasn't until a certain Thanksgiving Day that true revenge reared it beautiful, evil head. The nuns had a brand new convent (paid for by the parishernors, of course). In the convent was a beautiful dining room - long table to accomodate 30 plus nuns. This particular Thanksgiving eve was a typical Sacramento November day with fog so thick you couldn't see a foot in front of you. I enlisted the help of my friend, Bill, also a punching bag, and we set out on a mission.We arrived at the convent at dusk, peeked over the convent fence into the dining room. There it was behind the long glass window: a long gleaming table with some 30 nuns in their penguin suits sitting at the table - no doubt talking nun-talk. At the center of the table was a huge freshly cooked turkey. Lit candles were everywhere. Bill and I had already picked out our rather large stones and waited for the nuns to start their pre-dinner prayer. As they begun, we, wounded and bitter nun haters by this time, let hurl our payback. Two huge stones crashed through the plate glass window, shattering glass everywhere and got 30 nuns screaming in terror. Oh did we run...laughing so hard we nearly pissed out pants. Poetry, it was. Pure Love it - seems like justice was done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 When I was about 12-13 I used to throw stones at the british army saracens (sp?) at they drove around our estate. Sometimes they'd get out and chase us. BIG kick in the arse if they caught you. I remember lying under a hedge while a soldier prodded around with his rifle - scared me shitless. Hey! That's my deep, dark secret. But it wasn't a rifle!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rixalex Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. What made you stop at the mother and sister? Hardly fair for granny to be missing out on all the action now was it? Strange family? Seems like you were quite at home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. What made you stop at the mother and sister? Hardly fair for granny to be missing out on all the action now was it? Strange family? Seems like you were quite at home... Has he been reading the Allan Clarke Diaries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dennis3506 Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 It was me who shot JFK. I knew it! I was in Dallas that day and saw you behind the grassy knoll with a scoped 9.1 Mauser rifle. Could you pick me out of a line-up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
himachal Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 It was me who shot JFK. I knew it! I was in Dallas that day and saw you behind the grassy knoll with a scoped 9.1 Mauser rifle. Could you pick me out of a line-up? Depends. Have you washed the grass stains out of your trousers and put the Mauser down yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bratpack Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Used to be a football hooligan a few years ago,and have a few scars to prove it.Gave many scars out too,but the knife fights were realy scary and i pooed myself once,because i couldnt leave my friends behind. I decided to stop fighting and make love for the rest of my life.Still might get a few scars from this though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayBoyOnTour Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 And I am starting to wish I was a girl. Maybe you are.... And I thought my kid was childish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 About 10 years ago, my girlfriend in the UK caught me shagging her mother, but to this day still doesn't know that I was shagging her younger sister as well. They were a strange family. What made you stop at the mother and sister? Hardly fair for granny to be missing out on all the action now was it? perhaps granny was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
merck Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I introduced myself once as a ladyboy to a lady's man to scare him off! I thought you were a ladyboy lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 "I always liked torturing small animals when I was young. I was also abused as a child, have a complex about masturbation & have serious physical deformaties." Dial 1166 - Serial Killers R Us! Buy your very own serial killer now. Only 39B and we'll include a set of steak knives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tutsiwarrior Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 in primary school I useta steal kids' lunch money and do other aggravating things not out of malice but 'cause I couldn't help but dedicate myself to inappropriate behaviour...nowadays this is a recognised pathology called asperger's syndrome and my son is now similarly afflicted. My ex has managed to get him into a special school...when I was a kid my folks and the teachers used to smack me around a bit instead as was to be expected... now I commission power stations for unsuspecting clients in the Middle East... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
telaksslave Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 Since this is an anonymous forum, do you have any deep dark secrets that you've never told anyone? I do. In my early teens I used to steal "March of Dimes" containers at the check-out stands of grocery stores. They were full of coins donated by customers and meant to help fund cures for childhood diseases. Have always felt pretty crummy about that.... your definatly not the full shilling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unhappyfarang Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I went right of the rails. POT smoking and dealing. Nicking Computers out of Offices, Car radios, Cars, Bicycles, M/cycles, vandelism, driinking, breaking into shops, even houses, jail for a week, twice. I feel deeply ashamed of my young adulthood antics. <deleted> was I thinking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boiledegg Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I went right of the rails. POT smoking and dealing. Nicking Computers out of Offices, Car radios, Cars, Bicycles, M/cycles, vandelism, driinking, breaking into shops, even houses, jail for a week, twice. I feel deeply ashamed of my young adulthood antics. <deleted> was I thinking? If you spent time in HMP it isnt a secret, and im impressed you only got a fortnights bird for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I used my dads soldering iron and files to make fake half crowns out of solder. I put them in cigarette machines and got free ciggies as well as some small change that was inside the packets. I was so bad. Terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jukapot Posted June 7, 2008 Share Posted June 7, 2008 I once did a good deed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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