Weird Things

[cluezo]

Anyone got any weird, funny, bizarre tales from LOS or anywhere for that matter that they'd like to share. I've got one from the Vietnam war but I need to be careful how I tell it so I don't get banned from the forum. In our unit, we had a guy we called "Mudman." We called him this because he would, on a regular basis - sometimes nightly - fill his helmet with mud and ...er ... have 'intimate relations' with it. Right out in the open, not caring who saw him. Most of us thought he just wanted a "Section 8" (a military discharge) because he want the hel_l out of Vietnam. This behavior went on for almost a month I think - he's be humping his helmet full of mud like there's no tomorrow, we'd watch in disbelief and laughed ourselves silly. His strategy seemed to work, however, one day a helicoper landed and hauled him away. No more Mudman. Weirdest dam_n thing I ever saw...

[roygsd]

Anyone got any weird, funny, bizarre tales from LOS or anywhere for that matter that they'd like to share. I've got one from the Vietnam war but I need to be careful how I tell it so I don't get banned from the forum. In our unit, we had a guy we called "Mudman." We called him this because he would, on a regular basis - sometimes nightly - fill his helmet with mud and ...er ... have 'intimate relations' with it. Right out in the open, not caring who saw him. Most of us thought he just wanted a "Section 8" (a military discharge) because he want the hel_l out of Vietnam. This behavior went on for almost a month I think - he's be humping his helmet full of mud like there's no tomorrow, we'd watch in disbelief and laughed ourselves silly. His strategy seemed to work, however, one day a helicoper landed and hauled him away. No more Mudman. Weirdest dam_n thing I ever saw...

So he came for a month and left, smart man

roy gsd