shield your head from the sun with a small book or folded newspaper

or use an umbrella in sunny weather or sometimes when it's cloudy and wear gloves so your hands don't tan

speak Thai at all time

Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, Thai,Thai, and Thai,

really dun make sense......

ride a motorcy' with 3 passengers and a scared little dog on the back, while talking on a mobile phone, having one of your passengers hold the umbrella for you. Weaving past 50 cars at the lights so that when you get a green and wobble off drunkenly at 20kph they all have trouble passing you.

Shout dramatically at someone ,then as you get closer whisper inaudibly !

I find it's the reverse... Whisper inaudibly from the next room then shout painfully loud when sitting next to someone sitting next to you... ouch!

Edited July 29, 200818 yr by warfie

wish I could edit that...

Cover your head with your hand when raining, because your hand makes effective shelter.

Bangers is my favourite sauna, lose a kilo a week there.