In The Cupboard.....

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

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> Her 9 year old son comes home Unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in

> the bedroom cupboard to watch.

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> Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home.

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> She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

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> After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.'

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> The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'

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> Boy - 'I have a football.'

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> Man - 'That's nice.'

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> Boy - 'Want to buy it?'

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> Man - 'No, thanks.'

> Boy - 'My dad's outside.'

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> Man - 'OK, how much?'

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> Boy - '£250'

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> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

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> Boy - 'Dark in here.'

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> Man - 'Yes, it is.'

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> Boy - 'I have football boots.'

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> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this time ?'

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> Boy - '£350'

> Man - 'Sold.'

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> A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

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> The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'

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> The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'

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> Boy - 'To a friend of mine for a £600.'

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> The father says, 'That's a terrible thing overcharging your friend like that.

> 'That's four times what they cost when they

> were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sin.'

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> They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

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> The boy says, 'Dark in here'.

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> The priest says, 'Don't start that sh* t again you little pr*ck, you're in my f...... cupboard now'!!