Martin Posted July 12, 2008 Share Posted July 12, 2008 A burglar broke into a Christian Family's home one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; when he heard, a strange voice echoing from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. After awhile when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice and finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" He whispered to the parrot. "Yep," the parrot squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? And what is your name?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, 'Jesus'." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted July 21, 2008 Share Posted July 21, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Good one :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LtCol Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Excellent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaigerd Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 One for me, thanks! Gerd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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