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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

Use this chat up line on them works everytime.

Ello treacle looking for me? In your most dirty voice :o

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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

Use this chat up line on them works everytime.

Ello treacle looking for me? In your most dirty voice :o

How many drinks should she have had when I ask it???

Come to think of it... Why am I still here?

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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

Use this chat up line on them works everytime.

Ello treacle looking for me? In your most dirty voice :o

How many drinks should she have had when I ask it???

Come to think of it... Why am I still here?

Depnds how ugly you are :D

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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

Use this chat up line on them works everytime.

Ello treacle looking for me? In your most dirty voice :o

How many drinks should she have had when I ask it???

Come to think of it... Why am I still here?

Depnds how ugly you are :D

Or how drunk they are  :D

:D :D So tell us are you a ten ot twenty pinter? Are you a double bagger? one on your head and one on hers in case your falls off :D  :D

Alright you bunch of smarmy batsards.... :D

I took Katie home last night, whereupon my oath as an english gentleman does permit me to elaborate. She kept me up (in all senses of the word) all night.

Also, I have nearly fulfilled my bet with my barman:

7 (tourist) girls in seven days.

So far explored 19 year old Indiana, USA;

20 year old Gaute City Student teacher (taught her a thing or two);

22 year Turin, aka THe Italian Job;

California Dreamin´;

And from had a Bath from Britain.

Last night was from Cambs...

I failed horribly on Thursday last.

6/7.

:D

Going back to my booze this week.

:D

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Er... I just told three very very cute english girls that it would start raining around 16:30 LOCAL TIME.

It's 16:25 and it just started raining.

They are now coming to my bar with me. Ciao!

Use this chat up line on them works everytime.

Ello treacle looking for me? In your most dirty voice :o

How many drinks should she have had when I ask it???

Come to think of it... Why am I still here?

Depnds how ugly you are

Or how drunk they are 

:D :D So tell us are you a ten ot twenty pinter? Are you a double bagger? one on your head and one on hers in case your falls off

Alright you bunch of smarmy batsards.... :D

I took Katie home last night, whereupon my oath as an english gentleman does permit me to elaborate. She kept me up (in all senses of the word) all night.

Also, I have nearly fulfilled my bet with my barman:

7 (tourist) girls in seven days.

So far explored 19 year old Indiana, USA;

20 year old Gaute City Student teacher (taught her a thing or two);

22 year Turin, aka THe Italian Job;

California Dreamin´;

And from had a Bath from Britain.

Last night was from Cambs...

I failed horribly on Thursday last.

6/7.

:D

Going back to my booze this week.

:D

Oooo... we are honoured with the presence of Don Juan De Marco... :D:D

"Smarmy Bastards"... ha ha ha :D

totster :D

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Alright you bunch of smarmy batsards.... :D

I took Katie home last night, whereupon my oath as an english gentleman does permit me to elaborate.    She kept me up (in all senses of the word) all night.

Also, I have nearly fulfilled my bet with my barman:

7 (tourist) girls in seven days.

So far explored 19 year old Indiana, USA;

20 year old Gaute City Student teacher (taught her a thing or two);

22 year Turin, aka THe Italian Job;

California Dreamin´;

And from had a Bath from Britain.

Last night was from Cambs...

I failed horribly on Thursday last.

6/7.

:o

Going back to my booze this week.

:D

Oooo... we are honoured with the presence of Don Juan De Marco... :D:D

"Smarmy Bastards"... ha ha ha :D

totster :D

Don Juan: By seeing beyond what is visible to the eye. Now there are those, of course, who do not share my perceptions, it is true. When I say that all my woman are dazzling beauties, they object. The nose of this one is too large; the hips of another, they are too wide; perhaps the breasts of a third, they are too small. But I see these women for how they truly are... glorious, radiant, spectacular, and perfect... because I am not limited by my eyesight. Women react to me in the way they do, Don Octavio, because they sense that I search out the beauty that lies within until it overwhelms everything else. And then they cannot avoid their desire, to release that beauty and envelope me in it. So, to answer your question, I see as clear as day that this great edifice in which we find ourselves is your villa. It is your home and as for you, Don Octavio DeFlores, you are a great lover like myself, even though you may have lost your way and your accent. Shall I continue?

Don Juan: You want Don Juan de Marco, the world's greatest lover, to talk to you? What do you know of great love? Have you ever loved a woman until milk leaked from her as though she had just given birth to love itself, and now must feed it or burst? Have you ever tasted a woman until she believed that she could be satisfied only by consuming the tongue that had devoured her? Have you ever loved a woman so completely that the sound of your voice in her ear could cause her body to shudder and explode with such intense pleasure that only weeping could bring her full release?

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Don Juan: No woman has ever left my arms unsatisfied.

Don Juan: Every woman is a mystery to be solved.

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Don Juan: I give women pleasure, if they desire, it is of course the greatest pleasure they will ever experience.

:D:D

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no, I´m a bartender man!

Actually I´ve been drunk for most of the past two years and now feel like seeing the world... Just can´t be arsed travelling anywhere.

I´m very lazy, you know.

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ahem, back on topic  :o

rained all night!  :D

Off topic dee gwar :D

The buggerer and the buggeree :D

thats sounds like a match :D

suns out now, rain has stopped. :D

Yeah Tornado, why do you keep going off topic... Back to me! :D

I´ll be the buggerer, then.

It´s pissing it down about five hours non stop. Miserable. But I got that girl from Indiana back here to keep me warm. :D

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