Who Killed The Deer?

[WillyL]

A doctor, a lawyer and a pastor all ended up in the same deer stand.

After a slow start to the morning, an enormous buck caught them by surprise. In their excitement, each quickly grabbed their rifle and sighted in on the deer.

Amazingly, they all pulled the trigger at the exact time, and the animal went down. Immediately, they began debating as to whom actually killed the deer.

The attorney jumped into a long discourse on how the evidence pointed to his success.

When he finished, the doctor offered to use his medical expertise to determine which shot was the fatal blow.

He climbed from his stand and conducted a thorough examination. When he returned he declared that the trophy buck belonged to the preacher.

He said, “There is absolutely no question it is the preacher’s, because the bullet went in one ear and out the other!”