Do U Want To Go To Heaven

Father Donnegan walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets," Do you want to go to Heaven?"

The man said, "That I do Father."

Then Father Donnegan said, " Then stand over there against the wall."

Then Father Donnegan asks the second man, "Do you want to go to Heaven?"

"Sure and I do, Father" was the man's earnest reply.

"The stand over there against the wall." said the priest.

Then Father Donnegan walks up to O'Malley and asks, "Do you want to go to heaven?"

O'Malley said, "Why no, Father, I don't."

The incredulous priest said,"I don't believe this. You mean to tell me you don't want to go to heaven when you die?"

O'Malley said, Oh, when I die yes, that's another matter altogether. I thought you were getting up a group to go right now."