Elephant Shite!

[ProfessorFart]

3 scientists, an Englishman, Irishman, and a Scotsman were all working on a science project to see how much shit an elephant could produce in a month. In order to do this they shoved a huge cork up its arse and fed it as normal.

In the meantime they trained a monkey to pull corks out of a wine bottle in preperation for the big results day, so it could pull the cork out of the elephant's arse as it would have been too dangerous a job for a human.

After a month they were ready to measure how much shit the elephant had stored up inside.

The 3 scientists drew straws to see where they would be positioned so they could gather data. The English scientist won and stood 3 miles away from the elephant's arse. The Scots scientist came second and stood two miles away, and the Irish scientist lost and was placed 10 feet away.

When they were finally ready they released the monkey and off he went to do his job.

Shit came flooding out of the elephant completely submerging the Irishman. It came up to the waist of the Scot and just stopped short of the Englishman.

The Englishman went off in aid of his colleagues and waded into the shit. He found the Scot safe but shaken and waist deep in shit. Together they set off to find the Irish scientist. When they finally dug him out they found him in fits of hysterical laughter. The Irishman carried on laughing for hours. When he finally calmed down his colleagues asked him why he had been laughing so much.

'You should have seen that monkey trying to get the f*cking cork back in' he replied!

[Spee]

After a month they were ready to measure how much shit the elephant had stored up inside.

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I think the amount is "enough to kill". If you venture over to the "Darwin Awards" website, you will find an entry about a person who was trying to unplug a certain constipated elephant. When the logjam was fixed the elephant let go with enough quantity and force that the person was literally knocked down and drowned in "chang poop."