Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.

Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece.

Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

You have clearly been a victim of the rare Burmese Toast Snake..?

Beware they have been known to attack and eat email too.

Edited October 3, 200817 yr by phaethon

Hmm I would guess you did it a second time and see where it ended up? or you called a friend to help your self committed?

Should be called...." Senile Moment ."

Chances are the second piece was still in the toaster.

That's assuming, of course, you did actually load it with two slices of bread.

Chances are the second piece was still in the toaster.

That's assuming, of course, you did actually load it with two slices of bread.

Or in your stomach as you ate it while still on the phone

Stop drinking

Sounds perfectly normal to me.

I’m still young and …..Yeah, I've done tons of stupid things!!!

However….. I like to refer to them as life's silly jokes

Enjoy them.. they make memories interesting tho, when shared and not hidden

We all have them!!!

But if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor.

I

But if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor.

But I keep forgetting to do that.

I

But if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor.

But I keep forgetting to do that.

That's why, U need to have a young wife - to help U remembering things

Having 2 brains is better than ONE, esp when you're getting OLD

Not when one of them is that of a wife.

It was still in the thingy?

It was still in the thingy?

The maid put it back into the bag of bread thinking you didn't want to eat it.

Cmon let us know.

JEEZ

Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?

On the phone?

I think it's an effect of The Toast Temporal effect - I often eat one slice and then look forward to the second one only to find that I have already eaten it, most depressing.

Have you put cornflakes in the fridge and milk in the cupboard yet?

It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.

Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor!

Another senior moment: When you sit down in your rocking chair, but can't remember how to get it started.

Any prizes for guessing the correct answer?

Any prizes for guessing the correct answer?

What was the question?

Question? There was a question?

OK I think it popped up and landed on top of one of the kitchen cabinets, or in the wastebasket, or the dog caught it in the air and ate it up. Or it landed on your head and you were unwittingly walking around all day with a piece of toast on your head?

BTW there is a new drug for this condition. A combination of gingko biloba and Viagra, it helps you remember what the <deleted> it was you were trying to think of.

Also repels toaster snakes if you rub it on. To the toaster snake.

ps. do I win the prize?

Edited October 4, 200817 yr by zzdocxx

Any prizes for guessing the correct answer?

What was the question?

Something about he hasn't got enough bread and he might have to find some more or he will have to leave Thailand. Meanwhile, to try and raise enough money to feed his maid, he's trying to sell toasters

Edit// oh yeah, the question. He wants to know if someone has seen his glasses.

Edited October 4, 200817 yr by mrbojangles

I'm fast losing interest . . . . . .

BTW there is a new drug for this condition. A combination of gingko biloba and Viagra, it helps you remember what the <deleted> it was you were trying to think of.

Like the lady that muddled up her contraception and valium pills, she has 10 kids but really doesn't care.

well then - what happened to the toast. It had better be better than "the dog ate it"

First why are you putting "toast" iin the toaster? Shouldn't you put "bread" in a toaster?

My theory

Maid took and ate the toast and that means you've got yourself a toast theif !!!

Edited October 4, 200817 yr by Mattchu9999

Did it end up in the washing machine along with that 'single' sock?

It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.

Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor!

Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes.

so what's the story with the toast

Any prizes for guessing the correct answer?

As a renowned philanthropist, I guarantee a magnificent prize, actually TWO, an extra one for most original/wittiest answer.

Better make it THREE, just seen the toasted cheese idea.

Edited October 4, 200817 yr by desertrat