desertrat Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece. Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece. Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 (edited) You have clearly been a victim of the rare Burmese Toast Snake..? Beware they have been known to attack and eat email too. Edited October 3, 2008 by phaethon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Hmm I would guess you did it a second time and see where it ended up? or you called a friend to help your self committed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Should be called...." Senile Moment ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camelot Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Chances are the second piece was still in the toaster. That's assuming, of course, you did actually load it with two slices of bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Chances are the second piece was still in the toaster. That's assuming, of course, you did actually load it with two slices of bread. Or in your stomach as you ate it while still on the phone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Stop drinking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEENTHEREDONETHAT Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 Sounds perfectly normal to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 I’m still young and …..Yeah, I've done tons of stupid things!!! However….. I like to refer to them as life's silly jokes Enjoy them.. they make memories interesting tho, when shared and not hidden We all have them!!! But if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 IBut if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor. But I keep forgetting to do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teacup Posted October 3, 2008 Share Posted October 3, 2008 IBut if you're worried mentally/medically speaking, then see your doctor. But I keep forgetting to do that. That's why, U need to have a young wife - to help U remembering things Having 2 brains is better than ONE, esp when you're getting OLD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Not when one of them is that of a wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It was still in the thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It was still in the thingy? The maid put it back into the bag of bread thinking you didn't want to eat it. Cmon let us know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 JEEZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Eventually the solution..anyone can guess?On the phone? I think it's an effect of The Toast Temporal effect - I often eat one slice and then look forward to the second one only to find that I have already eaten it, most depressing. Have you put cornflakes in the fridge and milk in the cupboard yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kmart Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever. Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Another senior moment: When you sit down in your rocking chair, but can't remember how to get it started. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sassienie Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Any prizes for guessing the correct answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Any prizes for guessing the correct answer? What was the question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) Question? There was a question? OK I think it popped up and landed on top of one of the kitchen cabinets, or in the wastebasket, or the dog caught it in the air and ate it up. Or it landed on your head and you were unwittingly walking around all day with a piece of toast on your head? BTW there is a new drug for this condition. A combination of gingko biloba and Viagra, it helps you remember what the <deleted> it was you were trying to think of. Also repels toaster snakes if you rub it on. To the toaster snake. ps. do I win the prize? Edited October 4, 2008 by zzdocxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) Any prizes for guessing the correct answer? What was the question? Something about he hasn't got enough bread and he might have to find some more or he will have to leave Thailand. Meanwhile, to try and raise enough money to feed his maid, he's trying to sell toasters Edit// oh yeah, the question. He wants to know if someone has seen his glasses. Edited October 4, 2008 by mrbojangles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checker Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I'm fast losing interest . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuban Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 BTW there is a new drug for this condition. A combination of gingko biloba and Viagra, it helps you remember what the <deleted> it was you were trying to think of. Like the lady that muddled up her contraception and valium pills, she has 10 kids but really doesn't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 well then - what happened to the toast. It had better be better than "the dog ate it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattchu9999 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) First why are you putting "toast" iin the toaster? Shouldn't you put "bread" in a toaster? My theory Maid took and ate the toast and that means you've got yourself a toast theif !!! Edited October 4, 2008 by Mattchu9999 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Did it end up in the washing machine along with that 'single' sock? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjamat Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor! Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 so what's the story with the toast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desertrat Posted October 4, 2008 Author Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) Any prizes for guessing the correct answer? As a renowned philanthropist, I guarantee a magnificent prize, actually TWO, an extra one for most original/wittiest answer. Better make it THREE, just seen the toasted cheese idea. Edited October 4, 2008 by desertrat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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