473geo Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece. Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess? took three slices out of freezer.....toaster only takes two.......put 2 back in the freezer and one in the toaster!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor! Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes. But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor! Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes. But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn? make sure you have a half inch margin between cheese and the edge of the bread. No probs. Anyway <deleted> happened to the toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 The suspense is killing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Reckon the OP posted here today and then went out and got toasted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phaethon Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society... My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?" Does this make me a bad person..? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gravelrash Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 More likely the OP after instigating a mystery worthy of Mrs Marples forgot that he posted anything. The fact that I read this at all makes me think I need to get out more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It could be an after effect of the Hadron Collider causing the toast to vanish into a black hole. ...Whatever.Toast-related aside: Laying your toaster on its side to make cheese toasties is yet another utility of this marvellous and versatile kitchen appliance. Just remember to point the slots at a wall beforehand, or your delicious cheesy snack will be ejected onto the floor! Bloody hel_l, I never thought of that, thanks so much, right up there with only taking a couple of slices of bread from the freezer and buying velcro shoes. But doesn't the cheese drip onto the elements and burn? make sure you have a half inch margin between cheese and the edge of the bread. No probs. Anyway <deleted> happened to the toast. Does not leave much room for the cheese. Re: 1/2 inch margin. Hardly worth bothering with the cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slip Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 lol- then that'd be toast- no need to distress your toaster by putting it in such a position. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 More likely the OP after instigating a mystery worthy of Mrs Marples forgot that he posted anything. Seniors moments, he told us .... The fact that I read this at all makes me think I need to get out more. You're not the only one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmushr00m Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 me too, cant believe Im reading this on a sat night. lemme guess, the toast was in your pocket/on your head/you never put the 2nd one in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zorro1 Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 There is no explanation people. Its the same principle as the Seinfeld show.. A thread about nothing and everyone lapping it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrry Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I think the OP has forgotten about this topic as well as the toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yabaaaa Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece. Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess? What was the question again???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basjke Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society... My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?" Does this make me a bad person..? Rumor is that they were all sent by same person who always forgot he had sent it already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Maybe toupet put in toaster and slice of bread upon... By the way who sell snaketoastuh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Has the OP found his toast yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It joined the flying pigsszzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEFLMike Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 (edited) It joined the flying pigsszzzz This reminds me of the TELETUBBIES, kids programme on UK TV years ago, when my son was growing up. The Teletubbies experienced 'Flying Sphagetti on Toast', in one of their daily programmes. There was spaghetti and toast flying everywhere. Edited October 4, 2008 by TEFLMike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonrakers Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It joined the flying pigsszzzz Did you do that yourself, specifically for this thread? If so then good work but you really must have too much time on your hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 I think the OP has forgotten about this topic as well as the toast. L-O-L ! You said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 Listening to the news one day I heard that the Government had received over ten thousand letters of protest from members of the Alzheimer's Society... My first thought was " I wonder how many had forgotton to put stamps on?" Does this make me a bad person..? Rumor is that they were all sent by same person who always forgot he had sent it already. Not sure if it was 'Lucile Ball' or 'Phillis Diller' (excuse my spelling) once said..... "Comedy is tragedy". If the rumor was true, I'm not sure if I'm going to laugh at or cry for this person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carib Posted October 4, 2008 Share Posted October 4, 2008 It joined the flying pigsszzzz Did you do that yourself, specifically for this thread? If so then good work but you really must have too much time on your hands. No, cannot take credit for the pic, I knew it existed somewhere so I googled `flying toast`. Wooow, you wouldnot believe what flies these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livinseoul Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 Still no word on the toast then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checker Posted October 5, 2008 Share Posted October 5, 2008 I'm done . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JetsetBkk Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IMA_FARANG Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 (edited) Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece. Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess? I did it one better. Got up in the morning. Ready for coffee and toast. Toast into the toaster. Water into the coffee pot and turned it on. Coffee pot is ready, poured a cup of water. Didn't add the instant coffee yet. Toast popped up. Opened the fridge to get butter and jam. Spread butter and Jam. Ready to put the instant coffee into the coffee cup, but can't find the hot coffee water. I remembered that I had it in my hands just a minute ago. Where the h#ll could I have put it? Finally found it in the fridge where I left it while taking out the butter and jam. Getting old isn't fun, guys. Edited October 6, 2008 by IMA_FARANG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mahtin Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Flying geckos, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basjke Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 Put some toast in the thingy, answered the 'phone. Heard the toaster pop,(shades of Pulp Fiction), could only see one piece.Searched assiduously, as one must have ejected outside the toaster.Couldn't/didn't want to crawl around under the furniture, so settled for one piece. Made further searches..maid looked under stuff, how far could it fly? None found. Eventually the solution..anyone can guess? I did it one better. Got up in the morning. Ready for coffee and toast. Toast into the toaster. Water into the coffee pot and turned it on. Coffee pot is ready, poured a cup of water. Didn't add the instant coffee yet. Toast popped up. Opened the fridge to get butter and jam. Spread butter and Jam. Ready to put the instant coffee into the coffee cup, but can't find the hot coffee water. I remembered that I had it in my hands just a minute ago. Where the h#ll could I have put it? Finally found it in the fridge where I left it while taking out the butter and jam. Getting old isn't fun, guys. I think my what happened to me is even weirder. I woke up in the morning and went straight to.................jeez forgot what I supposed to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RakJungTorlae Posted October 6, 2008 Share Posted October 6, 2008 The op is just playing around. He want to see who has the best comical answer!! I bet he dosent even own a toaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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