Legend has it that there is a coffee bar in

New York where, in the Ladies Room there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth one is granted a wish.

However, if one tells a lie ---*poof*------- you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *Poof* the mirror swallows her up.

Next a rather large brunette stands before

the mirror and says, "I'm the sexiest woman alive". *Poof* the mirror swallows her too.

Then, an absolutely gorgeous blond comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think...". *Poof*