AltumAngel Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 * A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. * Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time. * The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house. * The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home. * A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year---unless it is the only food in the fridge. * The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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