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A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome

cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:

'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,

'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am

and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and

hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could

say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun ki ss me.'

She responds,

'Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have

to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next al ley.'< BR>

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would

make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'

HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!

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