binnsy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 A German guy approaches a lady of the night. 'I vish to buy sex viz you.' 'OK,' says the girl, 'I'll charge 2000 an hour.' '..ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky.' 'No problem,' she replies cautiously, 'I can do little kinky.' So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large bedsprings and a duck caller. 'I vant zat you tie ze springs to each of your hans und knees.' The girl finds this most odd, but complies, fastening the springs as he had said, to her hands and knees. 'Now you vill get on your hans und knees.' She duly does this, balancing precariously on the springs. 'You vill please to blow zis kwacker as I make love to you.' She finds it odd, but figures it's harmless (and the guy is paying.) She finds the sex is fantastic, as she is bounced all over the room by the energetic German, all the time honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational that she has ever experienced and it is several minutes before she has enough breath to say, 'That was totally amazing, what do you call that position ?' 'Ah,' says the German . . 'zat is ze.... Four-sprung Duck technique .AOLWebSuite .AOLPicturesFullSizeLink { height: 1px; width: 1px; overflow: hidden; } .AOLWebSuite a {color:blue; text-decoration: underline; cursor: pointer} .AOLWebSuite a.hsSig {cursor: default} Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 The story itself is amusing, but I don't understand the punchline. Is knowledge of German required? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eefoo Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 It's a pun on "Vorsprung durch Technik" , an advertising slogan for Audi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 OK thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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