A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender.

"I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the

room." The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts

and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal."

So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls

down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere;

on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a

drop lands in the cup. The man walks back over to the

bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up."

So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh

hysterically. The bartender asks, "You just lost $500, why

are you laughing?" The man turns around and says to the

bartender, "Well you see that man over there." The

bartender says, "Yeah." He replies, "Well, I bet him

$10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and

that you would be happy and laugh about it!"

A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender.

"I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the

room." The bartender looks at the man like he was nuts

and says with a laugh, "Ooook buddy. You got a deal."

So the man walks over to the other side of the room, pulls

down his zipper and just lets it fly. Piss goes everywhere;

on the bar, on customers, all over the bartender, but not a

drop lands in the cup. The man walks back over to the

bartender. The bartender says, "Ha ha ha. Well pay up."

So the man pays him, turns around and begins to laugh

hysterically. The bartender asks, "You just lost $500, why

are you laughing?" The man turns around and says to the

bartender, "Well you see that man over there." The

bartender says, "Yeah." He replies, "Well, I bet him

$10,000 that I could piss all over your bar and you, and

that you would be happy and laugh about it!"

This joke is so well told by Quentin Tarantino in his movie "Desperado"!

OP, Can you please stop posting jokes?

All of them are not funny or old.

AltumAngel is a Bot .... automatically posts... cannot stop, TV can only but shut down the account,

this is been brought up more times then AA repeated jokes