Crackdowns We'd Really Like To See

[Ijustwannateach]

Instead of all these silly grandstanding crackdowns on impossibly large or amorphous targets like "poverty," "prositution," "traffic," and so forth, how about some specific crackdowns we'd like to see? Let's stick with one-liners to keep the momentum up- for a start:

A crackdown on the "sexy dvd" boys plague on foreigners in almost every big tourist shopping area.

"Steven"

[fourbaht]

How about a crack down on crack downs

[stumonster]

A crackdown on VIP entourages that plague city traffic

[ZOVOX]

stray dogs !

[NarrLing]

Yeah a crackdown on all the survey people along sukhumvit would be nice.

[fourbaht]

stray dogs !

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[NarrLing]

and my pet hate, INDIAN TAILORS

[ZOVOX]

A crack down on people handing out leaflets at the top of escalators.

[Wolfie]

Crackdown on stupidity

[fourbaht]

Crackdown on over moderation on TV

[Backpack_thailand]

How about a crackdown on being "allowed" only one-liners to answer a topic...???

Here's my second line just for the sake of it...HE'S A REBEL!

[Ajarn]

More than a crackdown on drunk drivers... A change of heart is in order.

[davethailand]

Bastards that cheat the system making licensing, immigration and the old bill crackdown on the people trying to do things the right way.

[bkkexplorer]

crackdown on vehicles that pollute.

[Khutan]

A crackdown on the really noisy motorbikes, Its so much "fun" when you are trying to listen to the news and they drive past the house.

[george]

crackdown on vehicles that pollute.

Including crackdown on car noise pollution / loudspeaker cars.

[NarrLing]

Airhorns on trucks and buses.

[Backpack_thailand]

Bastards that cheat the system making licensing, immigration and the old bill crackdown on the people trying to do things the right way.

SPOT ON!

Well said Dave...

[davethailand]

Bastards that cheat the system making licensing, immigration and the old bill crackdown on the people trying to do things the right way.

SPOT ON!

Well said Dave...

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Wishful thinking though I fear.

[Petesear]

What about a crackdown on parking attendants with whistles?

[Gazza]

A crackdown on those little miniscule bits of Thai food that gets stuck in your teeth or gums that you missed with the toothpick, which then has you trying to dig them out with your tongue for the next 3 hours.

[Gallowspole]

On those bar biatches who pick-up your beer to see if it's finished then whine 'one more?'. I've got eyes & a mouth you fukwits.

[Spee]

A crackdown on all the people sweating the "small" problems instead of focusing on the "big" problems.

[corkscrew]

Instead of all these silly grandstanding crackdowns on impossibly large or amorphous targets like "poverty," "prositution," "traffic," and so forth, how about some specific crackdowns we'd like to see?  Let's stick with one-liners to keep the momentum up- for a start:

A crackdown on the "sexy dvd" boys plague on foreigners in almost every big tourist shopping area.

"Steven"

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Vehicles that pass on the left when driving on a two lane road.

[sezzo]

A crackdown on the way Thais listen to music with the treble turned up to its highest point and the volume passed the maximum safety level.

[The_Eye_Of_Sauron]

Motorbikes that ride on the sidewalk (apparently its legal)

Uneven pavements.

Dog shit

Soi Dogs

Signposts on the sidewalk (Thaksin said he'd get rid of these before the Queens birthday)

Policemen standing around with their ticket books waiting to shake-down motorists

[Insight]

Crackdown on use of the acronym VIP

[Ijustwannateach]

A crackdown with extreme prejudice on the seasonal bird-rats raining bird doo down all over Silom.

[samran]

crackdown on old European tourists wearing speedos at the beach.

[The Coder]

Good topic! I see some really good ones covered already. I'll expand upon one. I don't care if someone sells sex dvd's. It's when they impede my path, put it 2 inches from my nose, then wipe their grubby hands across my arm as I walk by that needs put an end to. And they ALL do that. What's the old line "one of these days...POW! right in the kisser".