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If you could have any 3 guests over to your dinner party (dead or alive), who would you invite, and why?

Firstly, i would lace the food with a truth drug, and then invite the following

1) Neil armstrong, and ask him if he really went to the moon.

2) Lee Harvey Oswald, and ask him if he shot JFK.

3) Penelope Cruz, just for eye candy !

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Read someting similar in the BKK Post (?) this morning.

Although only 1 guest, the answer was "A very influential fellow from the US, who's

name I cannot mention because I am going to poison him."

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Jim Morrison- So that we can get off our face

John Lennon- To provide the music along with Jim

Tommy Cooper - To give us a laugh. When we are off our face.

What a fukcing party that would be.

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If you could have any 3 guests over to your dinner party (dead or alive), who would you invite, and why?

Jesus to ask him if his dad really did have him nailed to a bit of wood

jimi hendrix to play the guitar

jintara poonlap to sing

-peter

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1. Muhammad Ali, in his prime.

2. Bruce Lee, Gaaawwwww!!

3. Natalie Portman, coz she's real purty, and smart too.

Apart from being real trippy, this should definitely be fun. Nat and I will chew on after dinner mints while Ali and Bruce get in the ring, floating like butterflies, stinging like bees, and settle the eternal mystery of who really is the king of the world.

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Ghandi - Great conversation, and doesn't eat much.

Jesus - Always brings plenty of bread and fish to pot-lucks

Martin Luthur King jr. - Non-violent philosophy calms Ghandi when he gets drunk and starts picking fights.

cv

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I'd invite my late Ol' Man who taught me the value of paying back debts no matter how big or small. I'd also ask for the 50 quid he owed me when he snuffed it.

Also my late Mum who died 2 months before coming to Thailand to see her grand kids for the first time. I'd also ask her to make the food coz no one makes it better than her.

The third seat would remain empty as a reminder of other family members and friends long gone.

I know I know, there's not much life in my parties is there? :o

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