Oxymorons

[bannork]

I was reading the paper today and someone modestly described himself as a 'old fart', he'd omitted the 'boring' bit. I wondered how a fart could be old, surely the very essence of a fart lies in its sudden, rapid expulsion and its mercifully swift dispersal into the upper atmosphere?

Any more oxymorons come to mind?

bannork.

[lukamar]

Distant relative comes to mind..555555555

[the scouser]

The W. B. Yeats poem "Easter 1916" contains the line "A terrible beauty was born". Yeats wrote the line for poetic effect but by its very nature how can beauty be terrible?

Alternatively, boxing has light heavyweights. Eh, how can someone be light and heavy simultaneously?

Scouse.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

The W. B. Yeats poem "Easter 1916" contains the line "A terrible beauty was born". Yeats wrote the line for poetic effect but by its very nature how can beauty be terrible?

Alternatively, boxing has light heavyweights. Eh, how can someone be light and heavy simultaneously?

Scouse.

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Military Intelligence and Political Science come to mind

[cdnvic]

"Traffic safety" anywhere in Thailand.

cv

[dr_Pat_Pong]

"Traffic safety" anywhere in Thailand. 

cv

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How true

[WISteve]

An express bus anywhere in Bangkok?

~WISteve

[GuestHouse]

The oft used term "F@cking &lt;deleted&gt;" amuses me.

They seem to be acts that are mutually exclusive.

[gburns57au]

In a hotel in Pattaya.....

"NO GAMBLING........ALL OWED"

[bannork]

'Friendly Fire' has got to be in the top ten. To go off tangent slightly,Christmas got me thinking, what is good about Good Friday?

bannork.

[penzman]

Non-alcoholic beer

Rush hour in Bkk

[chuchok]

What about countries like Australia and USA that hold 'The World Series' in games that are 'ONLY' played in thier countries???

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Rav,

way, way back I think that there was a News Paper called The World. They hosted the big final sports events and that is why it is still called the World Series.

[bannork]

' Unseen Thailand'

bannork

[Tornado]

What about countries like Australia and USA that hold 'The World Series' in games that are 'ONLY' played in thier countries???

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name one sport in Australia that has a world series that isnt international?

[chuchok]

What about countries like Australia and USA that hold 'The World Series' in games that are 'ONLY' played in thier countries???

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name one sport in Australia that has a world series that isnt international?

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Roo Rooting

[Tornado]

What about countries like Australia and USA that hold 'The World Series' in games that are 'ONLY' played in thier countries???

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name one sport in Australia that has a world series that isnt international?

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Roo Rooting

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I laughed out loud then.

[joonasdf]

Three of my favorites are the already mentioned army intelligence, then of course the Microsoft Works and Garfield's Happy Monday.

- Joonas