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Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'

Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'

Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

A lady visited her doctor one morning.

Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?

Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'

Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....

When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied:

'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)

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A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD...

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