sorensen Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.' Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD... Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!' Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning! A lady visited her doctor one morning. Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised? Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!' Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing..... When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied: 'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted December 17, 2008 Share Posted December 17, 2008 A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD... this thread will not last long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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