Boater Posted December 22, 2008 Share Posted December 22, 2008 1. Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!) 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember. 6. Keep the polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 L-O-L Funny...Funny...Funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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