KevinHunt Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 There are a few posts recomending Xmas dinner and Xmas cheer. What about all the misey guts? Where can they go for a good old moan during the festive season.? Somewhere with a strict 'no kids' policy , obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nienke Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 (edited) Eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ..... I've got the perfect place for you; just you and him or her (your choice) at your service in your own private enclosure. No one that will bother or interrupt. No kids, guaranteed. Bring a coat, though, it may be a bit chilly at night. Edited December 24, 2008 by Nienke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 and a blanket for the cement floor Nienke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nienke Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Gosh and almost forgot, ggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee how could i forget; WATER IS FREE OF CHARGE!!!! Oh, and SBK there's the super-luxory of a wooden floor .... but then you can put the blanket on the wood. Your partner will love that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I was thinking more like the train station and shoot down to Pattaya...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieH Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 'manchester'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K2K Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Have a fight with the BiB - sure they can kind you a nice kid free cell - and free food and water! 555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Gosh and almost forgot, ggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeee how could i forget;WATER IS FREE OF CHARGE!!!! Oh, and SBK there's the super-luxory of a wooden floor .... but then you can put the blanket on the wood. Your partner will love that. and guaranteed no fleas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nienke Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Huh, Strange question. And not very kind as well, even if meant as a joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
junki3korean Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 +5555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loaded Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Hide your camera, Ipod and mobile phone in your own belongings and then report the 'lost' items to the tourist police in order to make an insurance claim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Only one place to go if you really want 'bah humbug' Kevin....compliments of MUFC fans. In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You <deleted> on the carpet, you pee in the bath, You mug an old pensioner, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too frigging thick, In your Liverpool slums. Yep, Liverpool is probably the best place to be if you want to be REALLY miserable........MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbk Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Huh, Strange question. And not very kind as well, even if meant as a joke. Wasn't referring to your puppies or your place, Nienke. Which I am sure is spotless but rather what someone else might bring in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neverdie Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I was thinking more like the train station and shoot down to Pattaya...... You've gota luv a bloke that constantly thinks outside the 'square'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieH Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Only one place to go if you really want 'bah humbug' Kevin....compliments of MUFC fans.In your Liverpool slums, You look in the dustbin for something to eat, You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat, In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums, You <deleted> on the carpet, you pee in the bath, You mug an old pensioner, and think its a laugh, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, You speak in an accent exceedingly rare, You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair, In your Liverpool slums. In your Liverpool slums, Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick, You can't get a job 'cos you're too frigging thick, In your Liverpool slums. Yep, Liverpool is probably the best place to be if you want to be REALLY miserable........MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! without taking the thread too off topic, liverpool is a haven of good cheer, laughter and friendliness compared to the bitter grey hellhole up the east lancs road. and that song's about twenty years out of date. we've got culture now don't you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 without taking the thread too off topic, liverpool is a haven of good cheer, laughter and friendliness compared to the bitter grey hellhole up the east lancs road. and that song's about twenty years out of date. we've got culture now don't you know. Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieH Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? unesco world heritage site and capital of culture mate. though that may be gang culture. kevin wouldn't like it in liverpool, pubs are practically falling over themselves to give away free water. it'd confuse him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinHunt Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? unesco world heritage site and capital of culture mate. though that may be gang culture. kevin wouldn't like it in liverpool, pubs are practically falling over themselves to give away free water. it'd confuse him. The only water in pubs in Liverpool carries a warning... "the water in this establishmnet has been passed by the management" That's probably why I've never ever seen anyone order water in a pub in Liverpool. I was curious to see which would attract more attention 'Christmas cheer' or 'I hate Christmas'. Guess which one has the most hits? Interesting to see how many posts refer to the now infamous 'free water' post, which was finally, thankfully erased from history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingdongrb Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? unesco world heritage site and capital of culture mate. though that may be gang culture. kevin wouldn't like it in liverpool, pubs are practically falling over themselves to give away free water. it'd confuse him. The only water in pubs in Liverpool carries a warning... "the water in this establishmnet has been passed by the management" That's probably why I've never ever seen anyone order water in a pub in Liverpool. I was curious to see which would attract more attention 'Christmas cheer' or 'I hate Christmas'. Guess which one has the most hits? Interesting to see how many posts refer to the now infamous 'free water' post, which was finally, thankfully erased from history. Sounds like KHUNT is out trolling again and possibly may not be a Scrooge after all..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinHunt Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? unesco world heritage site and capital of culture mate. though that may be gang culture. kevin wouldn't like it in liverpool, pubs are practically falling over themselves to give away free water. it'd confuse him. The only water in pubs in Liverpool carries a warning... "the water in this establishmnet has been passed by the management" That's probably why I've never ever seen anyone order water in a pub in Liverpool. I was curious to see which would attract more attention 'Christmas cheer' or 'I hate Christmas'. Guess which one has the most hits? Interesting to see how many posts refer to the now infamous 'free water' post, which was finally, thankfully erased from history. Sounds like KHUNT is out trolling again and possibly may not be a Scrooge after all..... If 'trolling' is 'having a laff' - I'm guilty as charged. I'm off to my place (no names, remember) for some Frank N Bing Christmas cheer ( I just finished burning Happy Holidays video - Sinatra & Crosby). It beats The Chipmunks Christmas, but only just!! Whatever happened to the Smurfs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uptheos Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Happy to hear you've got culture on the Mersey, Stevie.....I'll look harder for it next time I'm north of Watford....how will I recognise it? No use Kevin going to Liverpool then...maybe that grey hel_l hole up the road? unesco world heritage site and capital of culture mate. though that may be gang culture. kevin wouldn't like it in liverpool, pubs are practically falling over themselves to give away free water. it'd confuse him. The only water in pubs in Liverpool carries a warning... "the water in this establishmnet has been passed by the management" That's probably why I've never ever seen anyone order water in a pub in Liverpool. I was curious to see which would attract more attention 'Christmas cheer' or 'I hate Christmas'. Guess which one has the most hits? Interesting to see how many posts refer to the now infamous 'free water' post, which was finally, thankfully erased from history. Sounds like KHUNT is out trolling again and possibly may not be a Scrooge after all..... If 'trolling' is 'having a laff' - I'm guilty as charged. I'm off to my place (no names, remember) for some Frank N Bing Christmas cheer ( I just finished burning Happy Holidays video - Sinatra & Crosby). It beats The Chipmunks Christmas, but only just!! Whatever happened to the Smurfs? You just gotta have Slade and Wizard too.....and let Khun Crachet go home early!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeaceBlondie Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 I love that duet that Bing Crosby did with David Bowie, the Little Drummer Boy song. They are talking away and David Bowie mentions that he has a son, himself. Bing looks at David as if the son may be a Klingon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mapguy Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Kevin, here's a hug, whatever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotweiler Posted December 24, 2008 Share Posted December 24, 2008 Kev: There is worse things than being in CM (or Liverpool even for that matter, but since I have never been there...) - Not being there, and not by choice. It's been a different year, not as expected or desired, but... Thinking of the gang in CM, including Kev and Tina at the Red Lion. Wish I could be there for a pint with you. CU in about 6 weeks. In the meantime, Merry Christmas! RT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinHunt Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Kev:There is worse things than being in CM (or Liverpool even for that matter, but since I have never been there...) - Not being there, and not by choice. It's been a different year, not as expected or desired, but... Thinking of the gang in CM, including Kev and Tina at the R*d L%@n. Wish I could be there for a pint with you. CU in about 6 weeks. In the meantime, Merry Christmas! RT We look forward to seeing you. Great fun at my place ( no names, remember) tonight. Pity you missed it. Merry Christmas. P.S. In future dobn't mention my place by name - it's seen as advertising and that's not allowed!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinHunt Posted December 24, 2008 Author Share Posted December 24, 2008 Kevin, here's a hug, whatever! I'll go one better - hugs and kisses!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerbeer Posted December 25, 2008 Share Posted December 25, 2008 Kevin, have a Merry X'mas! hope to meet you one of these late nights! i'll buy u some water... no make that soda water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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