A duck walks into a bar,

Barman says "What you having?"

Duck says "Got any bread?"

Barman "No"

Duck says again, "Got any bread?"

Barman says "No and if you ask again, I'll nail your bill to the bar"

Duck says "Got any nails?"

Barman says "No"

Duck says "got any bread?"

Why don't ducks fly upside down?

I dunno y?

So they won't quack up!!

Quaaaaack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!!

Why don't ducks fly upside down?

I dunno y?

So they won't quack up!!

Quaaaaack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack, Quack!!

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Ok, here's one for you: If you have a duck in front of a duck, a duck behing two ducks, and a duck in the middle of two ducks, how ducks do you have?

The answer differs depending on if they can turn around or not, their spacial co-ordinates in three dimensions, if that is allowed, and if you can ignore one duck in one of the statements.

Trick questions usually just annoy people

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