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Involutary Muscular Contractions

LennyW
LennyW
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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'Involuntary Muscular Contractions'

A professor at Glasgow University was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realising this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said,

'Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She replied,

"He's at Ibrox watching Rangers "!

It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........

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