After 35 years of marriage & on the Morning of their Anniversary.

Rose looks at Herb as they get breakfast ready to-gether & says " 35 years ago to-day we sat down opposite each other for our first breakfast & we were naked"'

"So?" says Herb.

"Well , why not just do the same thing this morning??" says Rose

"OK , I guess it wont hurt" says a slightly hesitant Herb.

Well , there they are opposite one another totally naked & Rose looks lovingly at Herb & says " You know Herb , even after all these years my Breasts are still Hot for you."

Herb looks Rose right in the eye & says "I'm not surprised the left one is sagging into your tea & the right ones in your Porridge !"

thats about as funny as lung cancer What else you got?

Neverdie,

just had a quick look through your recent posts,

Well you miserable old tw0t you should.

It is poignant, it shows affection between the two and is cute