Love In The Car

[LtCol]

Local Police Officer Patrolling his small Village at night. As he slowly cruises around he passes the local Used Car Yard & decides he saw something.

He approaches the Yard on foot & spots someone sitting in one of the Cars near the exit.

He looks in the Car & sees two very elderly local Ladies just sitting there.

"Good evening Ladies can I ask you what you are doing in the vehicle, you're not trying to steal it surely??"

"Oh no Officer " one of them says. "we bought it earlier this afternoon."

"Then , why don't you drive it home ?" the Cop asks

"Well " she says "neither of us can drive."

"Then why the heck would you buy a used car you can't even drive ?" ask the officer

"Well , you see " says the second old girl " we were told , that if you buy a car from this dealer you'll get Screwed."

"That's right" says the first lady " & we're still waiting ...!!!"