chuchok Posted August 11, 2005 Share Posted August 11, 2005 I quite like the aussies. When I went on holiday in Bali I had quite alot of fun with the aussie males when I went clubbing. It was great. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're alright to go clubbing and having fun with..... but at the end of the night I'll bet the small penis was a bit of a let down... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udon Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D True Bruce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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surin Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 I quite like the aussies. When I went on holiday in Bali I had quite alot of fun with the aussie males when I went clubbing. It was great. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're alright to go clubbing and having fun with..... but at the end of the night I'll bet the small penis was a bit of a let down... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, you're probably right Pom....but at least they don't stick out from their forehead!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted August 12, 2005 Author Share Posted August 12, 2005 Australian Immigration Test Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia." Mujibar said, "I am ready." The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green." Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready." The Officer said, "Go ahead." Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'" Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Telstra on the Help Desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 They're alright to go clubbing and having fun with..... but at the end of the night I'll bet the small penis was a bit of a let down... totster Hey Tots, when someone calls you a "big Pommie Prick", its not a complement about your penis size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 12, 2005 Share Posted August 12, 2005 They're alright to go clubbing and having fun with..... but at the end of the night I'll bet the small penis was a bit of a let down... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, you're probably right Pom....but at least they don't stick out from their forehead!! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They're alright to go clubbing and having fun with..... but at the end of the night I'll bet the small penis was a bit of a let down... totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Hey Tots, when someone calls you a "big Pommie Prick", its not a complement about your penis size. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> flame away convicts... totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 13, 2005 Share Posted August 13, 2005 The convicts were our forebears. Mostly pommy b*astards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 The convicts were our forebears. Mostly pommy b*astards <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Go for the throat Doc!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans. Well.......Almost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans.Well.......Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't speak for the Poms.... but you Septics sure know how to raise the hairs on a dog's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans.Well.......Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't speak for the Poms.... but you Septics sure know how to raise the hairs on a dog's back <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was actually talking to an aussie woman today. She was very nice and told me my accent was great and she thought I was attractive. The aussies I've spoken to me have always been lovely. I wouldn't really say English and Americans dislike each other Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans.Well.......Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't speak for the Poms.... but you Septics sure know how to raise the hairs on a dog's back <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I was actually talking to an aussie woman today. She was very nice and told me my accent was great and she thought I was attractive. The aussies I've spoken to me have always been lovely. I wouldn't really say English and Americans dislike each other <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sweetheart... I'll be there tuck you in soon.... Nitey- nite !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 *Sarcastic smile* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 *Sarcastic smile* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Don't be like that beautiful! ( see lady diatribe ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans.Well.......Almost. Can't speak for the Poms.... but you Septics sure know how to raise the hairs on a dog's back "Septic"?..... Is that like "Pomm" for the English? I was actually talking to an aussie woman today. She was very nice and told me my accent was great and she thought I was attractive. The aussies I've spoken to me have always been lovely. I wouldn't really say English and Americans dislike each other Ice maiden, are you American, or English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Maiden Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'm sorry it was a typo. I meant to say "I wouldn't really say English and aussies disliked each other" I'd edit it but it appears I carn't. And I'm English btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Seems here that the English and the Australians dislike each other as much as they do Americans.Well.......Almost. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Can't speak for the Poms.... but you Septics sure know how to raise the hairs on a dog's back <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Septic"?..... Is that like "Pomm" for the English? I was actually talking to an aussie woman today. She was very nice and told me my accent was great and she thought I was attractive. The aussies I've spoken to me have always been lovely. I wouldn't really say English and Americans dislike each other <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ice maiden, are you American, or English? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry.... SEPTIC TANK rhymes with YANK... I do believe it's a WW1 or 11 slang thing with the OLD Aussie Diggers.... don't blame me - just history Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Sorry.... SEPTIC TANK rhymes with YANK... I do believe it's a WW1 or 11 slang thing with the OLD Aussie Diggers.... don't blame me - just history <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rhymes with WANK also..... also an obvious connection with the yanks also.. oops totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narachon Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Sorry.... SEPTIC TANK rhymes with YANK... I do believe it's a WW1 or 11 slang thing with the OLD Aussie Diggers.... don't blame me - just history Rhymes with WANK also..... also an obvious connection with the yanks also.. oops totster "Yank"....."Wank".....Oh I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khall64au Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Sorry.... SEPTIC TANK rhymes with YANK... I do believe it's a WW1 or 11 slang thing with the OLD Aussie Diggers.... don't blame me - just history <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rhymes with WANK also..... also an obvious connection with the yanks also.. oops totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Yank"....."Wank".....Oh I get it. shhh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udon Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Sorry.... SEPTIC TANK rhymes with YANK... I do believe it's a WW1 or 11 slang thing with the OLD Aussie Diggers.... don't blame me - just history <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Rhymes with WANK also..... also an obvious connection with the yanks also.. oops totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Totty, was your mouth out with Sunlight Soap........ very naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udon Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 (edited) Narachon POM or Pommie, is based on POHM, Prisoner Of His Majesty. Poms and Aussies have the ability to read between the lines, in a conversation. I can be talking to a Pommie and make up a new word or phrase and my Pommie mate knows exactly what I mean, Yanks don't have this ability. I have a mate from NY and if I'm chatting to a Pom or Aussie he imterrupts every third word to find out what we're talking about. Edited August 14, 2005 by udon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 This one is from tukyleith: Company director charged with bestiality By John Stapleton and David King August 13, 2005 A FINANCE company director appeared in a Sydney court yesterday charged with bestiality and animal cruelty after 17 dead rabbits and a dead guinea pig were found in and around his inner-city office. New Zealand-born Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, listed as a director of Meares McMahon Capital and Transpacific Securities, did not apply for bail. The mutilated bodies of the 18 animals were discovered in an office and a nearby laneway in central Sydney over the past month. Police staked out the office block and arrested Mr McMahon yesterday at a vacant space next to his workplace. Dressed in an army-style jacket, Mr McMahon remained subdued during his brief appearance at Sydney's Central Local Court yesterday. The bestiality on a rabbit is alleged to have occurred on August 1. The 18 counts of aggravated animal cruelty are alleged to have been committed between July 20 and August 11. Mr McMahon was also charged with possession of cannabis. The police executed search warrants on the office building and a home in the beachside suburb of Tamarama. Police allege the rabbits were bought from a number of pet shops around the city. Mr McMahon is expected to appear in court again on Friday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 This one is from tukyleith:Company director charged with bestiality By John Stapleton and David King August 13, 2005 A FINANCE company director appeared in a Sydney court yesterday charged with bestiality and animal cruelty after 17 dead rabbits and a dead guinea pig were found in and around his inner-city office. New Zealand-born Brendan Francis McMahon, 36, listed as a director of Meares McMahon Capital and Transpacific Securities, did not apply for bail. The mutilated bodies of the 18 animals were discovered in an office and a nearby laneway in central Sydney over the past month. Police staked out the office block and arrested Mr McMahon yesterday at a vacant space next to his workplace. Dressed in an army-style jacket, Mr McMahon remained subdued during his brief appearance at Sydney's Central Local Court yesterday. The bestiality on a rabbit is alleged to have occurred on August 1. The 18 counts of aggravated animal cruelty are alleged to have been committed between July 20 and August 11. Mr McMahon was also charged with possession of cannabis. The police executed search warrants on the office building and a home in the beachside suburb of Tamarama. Police allege the rabbits were bought from a number of pet shops around the city. Mr McMahon is expected to appear in court again on Friday. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> He may have been born in NZ, but he has been shaped and moulded into the well balanced Australian citizen he is today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udon Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 So, that's what kiwis do when they can't find a sheep..... Geeezus, what a sicko. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 So, that's what kiwis do when they can't find a sheep..... Geeezus, what a sicko. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Multi talented sort of a shagger Willing to give anything a try Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LindsayBKK Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Sorry Axel I am no <deleted> but I still know lots of them in Brisbane. Why do think I moved to Bangkok? Thats what Bangkok needs more Aussie humour to bring back "the land of smiles". Now all we have to do is try to explain what Aussie humour is all about ummmmm or maybe not, it's too hard to explain. Just like telling people in Australia what Thai people are like. I have know the Thais for 20+ years and I still don't understand how things work here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 and those Dickheads still talk to you Lindsay ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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