January 24, 200521 yr A young man was out walking one day when he happened upon an old man who was weeping at the side of the road. "Sir. what it the matter? Are you hurt?" asked the young man. "No son, I'm in perfect health." the man replied. "Are you homeless?" "No young man, I'm very wealthy and have a big beautiful house." "So, you must be lonely?" the young man asked. "No," replied the old man, "I'm 84 years old, and I have a 20 year old wife who cooks for me, cleans for me, and shags me silly till dawn every night" The young man was confused. "Then why on earth are you crying sir?" *sniff* "I've forgotten where I live."
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